The Reformed Vampire Support Group by Catherine Jinks

The Reformed Vampire Support Group by Catherine Jinks is my favourite vampire book, spoofing the idea of the handsome, strong, good vampire. Nina and the others in the RVSG struggle with nose bleeds, unconsciousness during daylight hours, being forced to hang out with the same lame vampires indefinitely and an alternate diet of guinea pigs. When one of their number is staked, they go on a scared hunt for the slayer through western NSW, hoping to explain that they don’t represent a danger to society.